| 嘿嘿條條經典，個個搞笑，給你那死黨來條英語簡訊吧，哈哈1、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!這條消息將會讓你的頭腦清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >錯誤提示：未偵測到大腦！！！2、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 不是每一朵花都能代表愛情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一種樹都能耐住乾渴，但是白楊做到了；不是每一頭豬都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！ 3、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it. 漂亮的臉蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸運的同時擁有這兩方面！被恭維了？少來了！這個短消息是送給我的。我只不過想讓你看看罷了。 4、Can u pronounce good English? Read along: woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking. 你的英語發音很標準？讀下去：woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, 測試結果：你是一條好狗。現在可以停下別叫了。 5.Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 早上好……你今早醒來的時候有沒有做這兩件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈禱- 好讓你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好讓別人也可以活下去！6.In the morning I do not eat because I think of you.At noon I do not eat because I think of you.In the evening I do not eat because I think of you,and at night I do not sleep because I'm hungry. 因為想你，我沒吃早飯。因為想你，我沒吃中飯。因為想你，我沒吃晚飯。晚上我睡不著了，因為我餓了。 |